I would like to be granted civil rights, and a small glass of champagne, if you please.
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I would like to be granted civil rights, and a small glass of champagne, if you please.

(via Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday)

24
Jan
Reblogged from celinakyle
3
Jul

Real women wear high heels and skirts. Or not.

Real women are feminine and smell good and they are masculine and smell good and they are androgynous and smell good, except when they don’t smell so good, but that can be changed if desired because real women change stuff when they want to.

Real women have ovaries. Unless they don’t, and sometimes they don’t because they were born that way and sometimes they don’t because they had to have their ovaries removed. Real women have uteruses, unless they don’t, see above. Real women have vaginas and clitorises and XX sex chromosomes and high estrogen levels, they ovulate and menstruate and can get pregnant and have babies. Except sometimes not, for a rather spectacular array of reasons both spontaneous and induced.

Real women are fat. And thin. And both, and neither, and otherwise. Doesn’t make them any less real.

Reblogged from celinakyle
2
Jul
The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about humanity, said:

understandtheuniverse:

“Man.

 Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.

Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.

And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present;

the result being that he does not live in the present or the future;

he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.

Reblogged from infinitelymortal
28
Mar
carnivaloftherandom:

i-aint-bovvered:

BEAUTIFUL GRAPHIC IS BEAUTIFUL

A. Eccleston auto-reblog, B. GORGEOUS quote, C. I couldn’t agree more. 

carnivaloftherandom:

i-aint-bovvered:

BEAUTIFUL GRAPHIC IS BEAUTIFUL

A. Eccleston auto-reblog, B. GORGEOUS quote, C. I couldn’t agree more. 

Reblogged from carnivaloftherandom
20
Feb
glabalaba:

“I think you look like giants.”

glabalaba:

“I think you look like giants.”

(Source: puttingthepuffintohufflepuff)

Reblogged from tardisadventures
24
Oct