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Here’s the weirdest graph you’ll see all week. It’s graphing the popularity of zombie movies versus vampire movies, split out by whether the president at the time was a Republican or a Democrat. There are exceptions, but in general when a Republican is in office, it’s all about zombies. When it’s a Democrat, it’s all about vampires.
Night of the Living Dead shambled into cinemas during the Nixon era. Carter gave us two adaptations of Dracula. See that massive red spike in the ’80s? That’s when conservative superhero Ronald Reagan occupied the highest office, and a Night of the Living Dead remake, one sequel, two Return of the Living Dead movies and Reanimator occupied the cinemas. Then Clinton gave us Anne Rice. The connection is confirmed by academics who study the subject. What the hell? Actually, it makes perfect sense. Horror plays off of social anxieties of the times, and it’s all about what the left and right are afraid of.
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1. Child abduction: the fine is only like $25000.
2. Stealing the actual CD: the fine is $2,500
3. Rob your neighbor: the fine is $375,000
4. Burn a house down: The fine is just over $375,000
5. Stalk someone: The fine is $175,000
6. Start a dogfighting ring: the fine is $50,000
7. Murder someone: The maximum penalty is only $25,000 and 15 years in jail, and depending on your yearly salary, would probably be far slighter a penalty that $2 million.
there’s been some buzz recently about a caster semenya, an 18-year-old south african runner who may be asked to undergo “gender testing” after she “burst onto the scene by improving her personal bests in the 800 and 1,500 by huge margins.” (espn) putting aside the issue of whether semenya’s times indicate a problem, i was extremely curious as to what happened in a gender test. what do they do? how do they decide?
even when they were first introduced by the international olympic committe (IOC) in 1968 as a response to increasing use of anabolic steroids, the tests were seen as intrusive and humiliating. this is because initial tests were simply physical examinations, where doctors would poke and prod at genitals.
later, the IOC switched to a chromosomal test, which can be done with mouth scrapings: two X chromosomes meaning female, and XY meaning male. but “the method proved to be unreliable, since it’s possible for a biological male to have an extra X chromosome (XXY) or a female to only have one X chromosome.” according to some estimates, these chromosomal abnormalities occur as often as 1 in 1,000 people.
the next step was a blood test to determine the presence of SRY, a gene on the Y chromosome that instructs the developing fetus to activate the gonads to develop into testes instead of ovaries, and to produce two hormones to develop male sex organs and destroy what would turn into female sex organs. if the SRY gene is present, the doctor checks to make sure it’s functional and not mutated or disabled.
however, “the SRY trigger isn’t the only factor in developing maleness, and even cells with a working SRY gene can end up living in the body of a functioning female. A dysfunction in any of the many later stages of male-female development, triggered by a number of other genes that play a specific role in gender distinction from the womb through adolescence, can affect the genetic, chromosomal and physical traits that any man or woman possesses.” so even a positive finding of a functioning SRY gene is insufficient to conclusively determine gender.
there’s additional problems when these tests come up with conflicting results - external genitalia indicates female, but there’s a Y chromosome with a slightly altered SRY gene. and it’s unclear how gender identity fits into this, or whether it matters at all as what gender the person has been identifying.
there’s a great simulator available where you can step through the gender testing of a hypothetical athelete and decide how you’re going to reconcile conflicting test results. (it also gives much more detailed info on the SRY testing, etc.) i found it very interesting to see what determined my judgment was primarily that the athelete had self-identified as female, while another friend reached the same judgment because going with external genitalia made the most sense to him. yet another friend really struggled with the idea that there wasn’t a single test or factor that would conclusively indicate male or female.
for me, the lack of any 100% clear non-conflicting blood test does a lot to reinforce my ideas about the non-binary nature of gender and even sex. sure, most people will fit into male or female pretty well - i imagine if i ran these tests on myself, they would all agree that i’m female without any conflicts - but there are a significant number around the edges which challenge the idea of fixed binary categories.
This stuff really does fuck with a lot of people’s brains. So many are incredibly invested in the ideas of two sexes, and only two sexes, and those two sexes not only being easily identifiable and static, but also in those sexes being opposite … and so, I love the reminders that they are false, and that are not as easily dismissed with sexist and/or transphobic “logic.”
In 1987, New Jersey passed a law that required all food products sold within the stateto have an expiration date of less than two years from manufacturing. Instead of using different packaging for water headed toward the Garden State, bottled water producers decided to put “drink by” dates on every bottle, even though water doesn’t go bad.
Although New Jersey amended the law to exempt bottled water a few years ago, most water bottles continue to feature an expiration date.
While this isn’t the first time New Jersey is the solution to a confusing mystery, it may be the first time the mystery doesn’t have a disturbing odor.